Monday, August 28, 2006

The Days of Office Work

I work at an office, a medical billing office, where I sit at a computer updating addresses for hours on end - hours that I'll never get back. I dream of being a mixed martial arts fighter and have listened to over 75 episodes of This American Life on NPR. I've listened to so much This American Life that I've begun relating everything in my life back to the stories I've heard on the show. I basically moved into Emily's apartment (Emily being my girlfriend) which is 5 minutes from my parents' house where a racecar bed and trillions of stuffed animals still occupy my room.


Rudolph Becker said...

If you are willing to sell that race car bed, let me know. Ill offer 1,000 dollars. It has to be red though.

- Rudy

Brian said...

If your not going to sell the bed can you be sure to write in your will: "Brian gets the race car bed." and you can write that under the part that says: "Brian gets my mazda 3, my porno collection, the magnum XL's I was regretably never able to use, and of course Ms. Emily Stockwell.... in her birthday suit... with a bottle of maple syrup."