Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Barista Swagger -- September, 2012

Dear Management,

There is a girl named Alexis who works at your fine establishment, the Claire de Lune, whom I now have a not-so-secret-crush on. My friends gave her a silly note earlier today, of which I was the impetus. If you could relay this message to her along with my email and number, that would be stellar.
Thank you.

Jared Robbins
President of the Slovakian Bee Keeping Club


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Dear Jared,

We do not have an Alexis that works at the Claire de Lune.
Are you sure you have the right coffee shop?

-Management


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Dear Management,

I realize now I have been the subject of a cruel and unusual (but creative) prank. My friends went to great lengths in fabricating an exchange of notes with the Asian looking girl working today around noon (whose name isn't actually Alexis). Apologies for the confusion. I still think the barista in question has serious swagger, whatever her name may be. Feel free to still pass my info along. I was the spectacled boy who repeatedly came up for water refills.